This guy loves the Beach Boys, so he goes to a tattoo artist and asks him to tattoo– Beach Boys –on his butt.
The tattoo artist tells him it won’t fit on his skinny butt–
He’ll put a big B on one cheek and a big B on the other cheek.
The guy agrees, gets it done, goes home to his wife and says,
“Baby I got the name of somebody I love on my butt.”
She says, “Let me see!”
He pulls down his pants, bends over.
She looks and says, “Who the hell is Bob!”