As a nurse restrained a crazy old man to his nursing home bed, he yelled,
“Nurse, you’re a pig. Forty years ago, I took my pecker in both my hands and could not bend it!”
“Shut up, old man,” she sassed back, as she secured another strap.
The old man fought and yelled, “Nurse, you are ugly. Twenty years ago, I took my pecker in both my hands and could not bend it.”
“Be quiet old man!” she replied and buckled the final strap. He kept going:
“Nurse, last night I took my pecker in both my hands, and I bent it.”
The nurse said, “Well, I guess you aren’t the man you use to be.”
He smiled and said, “No, Nurse, I’m getting stronger!”