The Lion Tamers’ Interview

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The zookeeper needs to hire a lion tamer, so he posts a help wanted ad in the paper.
The next day two people show up:
a beautiful 25-year-old woman and a crusty looking old man.
The zookeeper says, “I need to see who can tame my lion. Young lady, get in the cage, and see what you can do.”
She slowly gets into the cage. The lion approaches her growling.
She suddenly throws open her coat, and she is totally naked.
The lion starts licking her body from head to toe over and over than falls asleep at her feet.
Amazed, the zookeeper looks at the old man, and says,
“Can you beat that?”

The old man says, “Yeah, just get rid of that lion.”

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