Fred wants to open a pantyhose factory so he puts a help wanted sign in the window.
A man comes in, and Fred says, “What do you do?”
The man says, “I sew the waistbands in pantyhose.”
“Fine,” Fred says,”get back there and get to work.”
A second man comes in and Fred says,”What do you do?”
The man says, “I sew the crotches in pantyhose.”
“Fine,” Fred says, “get back there and get to work.”
A third man comes in, he appears to be drunk.
Fred says, “what do you do?”
“I am a deeslefitter,” the man replies.
“A deeslefitter?” Fred says, “OK, get back there and get to work.”
Fred goes to check on his workers. The first man sews the waistband in the pantyhose, then hands it to the second man, who sews the crotch in the pantyhose then hands it to the third man who pulls the pantyhose over his head and yells, “DEES ‘LE FITT ‘ER!”