Two old men are in a nursing home.
”Oh! Oh, it hurts!” Bob yells.
“What is the matter with you?” Fred asks.
“I haven’t gone the bathroom in three months, that’s what’s the matter.
Oh, it hurts!” Bob yells.
Fred replies, “You think you got it bad? Every morning at 7:00 am, I have a tremendous bowel movement.”
Bob frowns, “How’s that supposed to make me feel better?”
Fred sighs and says, “But, I don’t wake up until 8.”