Martini – Limerick

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There once was a man named Sweeney.
He spilled some gin on his weenie.
 Just to be couth, he added Vermouth,
and then slipped his girl a Martini.

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One thought on “Martini – Limerick

  1. Paul Wiggins

    Pox on your man name of Sweeny
    Who had slipped his girl a Martini
    She was heard to exclaim, voice full of disdain
    Not only was it dry, it was teeny

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