Hillary Clinton stands at the Gates of Heaven with St. Peter. Hillary sees clocks ticking on the wall and says to St. Peter, “Why is that clock ticking”?
St. Peter says, “That’s Charles Manson’s clock, and, every time he tells a lie, the clock ticks.”
Hillary says, “What about that second clock?”
St. Peter says, “That’s Adolf Hitler’s clock, and, every time he tells a lie the clock ticks.” “Well,” Hillary says, “where is the clock for my husband, President Bill Clinton?”
St. Peter says, “God is using that one for a fan.”