Two Men in a Bar

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Two men are in a crowded bar. 

The first man is furious and yells at the second man,

“I slept with your mother!” 

The bar gets quiet, and the man yells again,

“I slept with your mother!” 

The other man sighs and says,

“Go home, Dad.  You’re drunk.”

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