Ten things that make me nervous


Ten things that make me nervous

1. Discover my boss is a serial killer
2. Having an eye ball fall out.
3. Accidently brushing teeth with Preparation H
4. Get out of shower and dog thinks my wiener is a chew toy
5. Finding an ant colony at the bottom of my raisin bran.
6. Pulling nose hairs and tweezers get stuck in nostril
7. Being the only one at a grocery store who is naked.
8. Making a blood pressure meter explode.
9. Getting beat up by a group of gay midgets
10.Slipping on the ice and bouncing my head on concrete.


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