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I didn’t make the Olympic team this year, but I could have medaled in the following events:
SNORING, I can get loud– One night the neighbor called and said that I was waking up his children. I do know I have scared the dog.
NOSE PICKING, After years of training, my index finger is very fast. I can flick a bugger while driving.
BREAKING AND LOSING READING GLASSES, This month I lost three pairs and broke two. This may be a world record.
These are not Olympic events, but if they were I would be a gold medalist.

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