With lots of exercise, sunshine, and good genes, I’m looking pretty good.
An attractive woman at the grocery store motioned me to come to her.
She was squeezing a melon, which made he chest bulge out, and she said,
“Do you think these are ripe?”
I smiled and said, “Those are the breast melons they have.”
She said, “Did you say breast melons?”
I said, “I meant best melons.”
She said, “Sure you did, honey,” and gave me a very warm smile.