I still expect one day to check my blog stats and see this enormous tower signifying 10,000 views.
It will look like the Empire State building next to my normal two or three views.
I will then be certain of fame and fortune.
I will sell advertising to General Motors or maybe AT&T.
My blog will bring in so much money that I will buy a house in the country.
Hang out with high class women and my dog. Fix my car.
Then trip the light fantastic.