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Abraham Lincoln said, “All men are created equal.”
He had never been to a nude beach.

I once took speed to lose weight–
I ate faster.

Confucius said, “Man with five penis have pants that fit like glove.

Don’t let what people say and do bring you down.
That is what family is for.

God gave me my face, and he let me pick my nose.

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