The Holidays

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I have gone to a party and consumed three pounds of appetizers.

I have drank my glass of wine, and the person’s sitting on either side of me at dinner.

When I feel my pants getting tight I take them off.

I have fallen and knocked over the Christmas tree. (not at my house).

I have thrown up with family and friends watching.

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