2015

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I’m going to improve myself in 2015.
I am going to enjoy the simple things in life that have been missing the last several years, such as sex, good food, and sex. I have had good food. I am going to eat more fruits, including prunes, and cabbage, and next year when somebody asks me how life is going, I’ll say, “It’s a gas.”

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