No Show

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She was a no show, no call. Good thing the bartender looked like Jennifer Aniston with big boobs.
After my fifth Bourbon and water, she could have walked in the bar butt naked and I wouldn’t have given her the time of day. I don’t drink much, so, when I knocked my bar stool over, I knew it was time to go. Head down, defeated, I trudged out the door. I turned and waved at Jennifer. I left her an enormous tip, four dollars. I’m sure it made an impression.

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