Tribute to Rodney

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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I was so ugly my mother fed me with a sling shot.

My wife is faking orgasms, four of my best friends told me.

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