another dirty joke

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This man walks into a bar with a 10 foot alligator. The bartender yells,”get that damn thing out of here”. The man says that his alligator is tame.The alligators mouth is wide open. The man takes his wiener and places it in the alligators mouth, and for ten minutes stands there, and the alligators mouth stays open. The man says, “see that, does any one else want to try that”? A drunk at the bar says, ” I would like to try that but I don’t think I can keep my mouth open that long”.

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