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The doctor tells his patient he has some bad news, and some worse news. “What is the bad news”, the man says. The doctor looks grimly at him and says, “I’m sorry but you only have one month to live.  “What is the worse news”?, the man says. The doctor says, ” I was supposed to tell you last month.

Confucious say, Man who go to bed with itchy butt will wake up with stinky fingers.

Three moles are coming up a tunnel, and the first mole says,” I smell bacon”. The second moles says,” I smell eggs”, and the third mole says .” all I smell is Mollasses.

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