Dirty Laundry

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My old girlfriend refused to do my laundry. She said one pair of my pants was a whole load. She said that I could play golf in my underwear because they had eighteen holes. She moved away, and now I have to do my laundry, and sometimes I must admit I put plastic gloves on before I handle my used underwear. You can never be to safe.

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