some guys

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Life is not fair. Some guys become porno stars. I don’t like to see myself naked in the mirror. Some womanizers go through hundreds of women in their lifetimes. My last date three months ago, the woman was so gruesome looking she scared our waitress.
Women know what I want right away. A big sandwich and a order of french fries. On one date I announced loudly, “I love you.” My date thought I was talking to her–I was talking to my cheeseburger.

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