A doctor has asked me to monitor my daily health. Through keen observation I have noted some strange things and will report the following.
1 If I go up more than two flights of stairs smoke comes out of my left ear.
2 My heart skips a beat if a naked woman walks past me.
3 When I am kicked in the groin I will hear ringing in my ears the next day.
4 My temperature will go down if I sit on a bag of ice.