Help Wanted: Lion Tamer

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The zookeeper needed to hire a lion tamer, so he posted a help wanted ad.

The next day two people showed up:
a beautiful 25-year-old woman and a crusty looking old man.
The zookeeper said, “I need to see who can tame my lion. Young lady, get in the cage, and let’s see what you can do.”
The gorgeous woman slowly got into the cage. The lion approached her growling.
She suddenly threw open her coat, and she was butterball naked.
The lion started licking her body from head to toe over and over, then fell asleep at her feet.

Amazed, the zookeeper looked at the old man, and said,
“Can you beat that?”

The old man said, “Yeah, just get rid of that lion.”

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