Diesel Fitter

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Fred opens a pantyhose factory, and he puts a help wanted sign in the window.
A man comes in, and Fred says, “What do you do?”
The man says, “I sew the waistbands in pantyhose.”
“Fine,” Fred says, “go on back there and get to work.”
A second man comes in and Fred says, “What do you do?”
The man says, “I sew the crotches into pantyhose.”
“Fine,” Fred says, “get back there and get to work.”
A third man comes in–he appears to be drunk.
Fred says, “what do you do?”
“I am a Diesel Fitter,” the man replies.
“A Diesel Fitter, huh?” Fred says, “OK, get back there and get to work.”

Fred goes back to check on his workers.
The first man sews the waistband in the pantyhose, then hands it to the second man, who sews the crotch in the pantyhose, then hands it to the third man,
who pulls the pantyhose over his head and yells, “DEES’LL FITT ‘ER!”

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