It’s So Cold….

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The other day it was so cold out I saw a deer wearing long underwear.  I saw two squirrels putting their nuts in a microwave.  When I stepped outside there was a cute little chipmunk, frozen solid. The wind was howling, and I told my girlfriend, when you go outside, stand next to me because I’m good at breaking wind.  She agreed.

It is too cold here. I want to go to Miami.