My Olympic Events

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If there was an Olympic event for doing the dishes, I might get a bronze medal.  I am a very fast dishwasher.  My girlfriend will often rewash the dishes I just washed, but she  can not do it as fast.

If there was an Olympic event for saying “I’m sorry,” in an eight hour period, I might get a silver medal.  I said it 23 times the other day.  I’m sorry I have to say it so often. If there was an Olympic event for fast love making. I would get the gold medal.  I finished in less than two minutes last year. That included foreplay.  I’m not going to Rio…my games are right at home.

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