If there was an Olympic event for saying “I’m sorry,” in an eight hour period, I might get a silver medal. I said it 23 times the other day. I’m sorry I have to say it so often. If there was an Olympic event for fast love making. I would get the gold medal. I finished in less than two minutes last year. That included foreplay. I’m not going to Rio…my games are right at home.
If there was an Olympic event for doing the dishes, I might get a bronze medal. I am a very fast dishwasher. My girlfriend will often rewash the dishes I just washed, but she can not do it as fast.