I have never been

too thin.

I have never been

too rich.

I have been so poor

life was a bitch.

I’m a man who never

found my niche

I’ll take the blame because

I’m no snitch

You deal with the life your given

you sure can’t switch.


Think of me


I would like to come around once in a while. I would do things that would make you smile.   Think of me.

I’m a little heavy, I don’t have a big staff. When the chips are down, I can make you laugh.  Think of me.

I may tell some jokes, I’ll make funny faces. When it comes to having fun, I cover all the bases.   Think of me.

I can be peaceful as a dove, I can dance, and sing. If I think you are for me, I have a big diamond ring.  Think of me.