Working Out


My eyeball muscles got another good workout at the gym.
Look, that tall foreign-looking woman has armpit hair.
Oh, that girl with the purple hair has three ear rings in her belly button.
That weird looking man just walked into the ladies locker room.
…and he is coming out fast. I’ll bet his eyeballs got a quick workout too.

I don’t feel like pumping iron today. I’m just going to stand by the water fountain.
Wonder what’s in the vending machines…I think Twinkies are low-carb.
Go for it.