Bad Date

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This date isn’t going so well. She looked better in the dark light at the Club last night.
Why did she put on so much lipstick? It covers her lips and surrounding lip area.
She has already sent her lunch back. They toasted her roll, and she doesn’t like toast.

She hasn’t laughed at one of my silly remarks–she just looks at me as if I was slow.
When she finally smiled, there was more lipstick on her teeth.
When I drop her off, I hope she isn’t offended when I give her a handshake.