Bad Boy

“Miss, I’ve been meaning to tell you I think you are adorable,” I said.

She said, “What is your membership number, sir?” and didn’t look at me.

So what if she is twenty and I am at a later age.  Shouldn’t a front desk clerk at the gym at least smile.  I got a compliment once last year and I smiled.  I’m getting shot down in flames at least twice a week these days.  The one phone number I got from a woman at the club turned out to be the number for Weight Watchers.

I’m not giving up this time. I’m going to join match.com and make my profile look really good.