A ninety-six year old women starts getting horny again. She goes to the adult
toy store. “I need a sex toy”, she tells the man at the counter. He points at a
wall where there are many dildos hanging. “I’ll take that big red one” the great grandmother says. “I cant sell you that” the salesmen smirks. “Why not”, granny says.
“Because that’s the fire extinguisher”.