My grandmother’s hair was black and grey. She often made silly faces. These faces, combined with her quirky, eccentric behavior, made people laugh. She often would purse her lips, bulge out her eyes, then suck in her cheeks. She looked like an old fish. Then she might chase Butchie, her rotund lover, her dog. Around the kitchen they would go, with Grandma saying things over and over like, “Where is my ootie bootie boodums, my ootie bootie boodums.”
I was eating my second packet of Pop Tarts, double chocolate with sprinkles. I was happy. She had gotten them for me. I was her rotund baby boy.